FO dear..

penning down after a long time.... enjoyin my MBA esp. one subject international finance...
awesome Prof...great anecdotes..I'm jotting down some of those.. hahahaha!!
"FO uncle yaha nahi baitneka!!"
"We Indians have great hobbies..esp. Fuc**** and secondly digging..we dig holes everywhr.. and what we find is MTNL cable lines or BMCs Drainage pipes....still we dig with great fatalism!"
"What goes in Comes out!"


if u ain't laughing after reading this...FO u don't stand a chance to enjoy every moment of his lecture!! I can;t name him coz he is one of the faculties at prestigious institute as ours..SIMSREE and secondly if he finds this blog he will make sure to track me down n he will F me so hard that i won't be able to laugh even after listening all the gr8 jokes!!

One my classmate came to a lecture without reading a case study which was expected from everyone irrespective of waeva the reason may be! and she didn't! Aw! not good!
prof said...u better hav a good reason to defend urself bcoz in any case i'm gonna throw u out!

and adds "I'm not a sexist to excuse such a thing..i will throw ur feet out first next time u turn up in this fashion"

his life's fundas r gr8 too..accept it or reject it..choice is urs..advice is not for free...u need to hav such a prof!

he says " Life main kisike under kitna kaam karega....khud ka bizness banane ka..aur dollur main kamane ka!!"

Take or throw it, life main paisa banane ka..aur badmain njoy karne ka!

we had only 3 lectures till date..and now the real fun starts with Case Studies and thr presentations!

Be well prepared with oil in ur a$$ ho** bcoz when he comes down on u..he will come too hard for sure!!

while penning down these things i just imagine the faces my classmates would be makin when he thrashes each group out....and i;m fingers crossed whats gonna happen with me!!

Njoy!

SIMergence 2010

ABOUT SIM'ergence 2010

SIM’ergence is a word derived by combining SIMSREE (Sydenham Institute of Management Studies, Research & Entrepreneurship Education) & convergence. It symbolizes an effort of SIMSREE to provide an interactive platform to combine ideas & thoughts by corporate’ who are stalwarts in their area of expertise.
This years’ corporate event summit SIM’ergence 2010 is held in collaboration with Indian Merchants’ Chamber (IMC).

DETAILS ABOUT SIM’ergence 2010:

‘India Today: A storehouse of untapped Potential’

India, one of the rapidly growing economies in the world, is a host of number of economic activities. In spite of its robust growth, India is said to house a huge untapped potential. Tapping this potential is the need of the hour for India in order to sustain its growth. What can India do to become a developed nation by identifying the potential?

‘Emerging SMEs, Energizing India’

India has nearly 3 million SMEs, which account for almost 50% of industrial output and 42% of India’s total exports. SMEs contribute around 18% to GDP of India. As most of the developed economies struggle to recover from the sub prime shock, SMEs can be very instrumental in propelling India in the league of the developed nations. What lies ahead for the SMEs who already are playing a vital role in the Indian economy?


Event Details:

Date: 11th March, 2010
Venue: BSE Convention Center
Timings: 09.30 am – 05.00 pm

Guest of Honour:

His Excellency Shri K. Sankaranarayanan – Governor of Maharashtra

Keynote Address:
— Mr. Ajay Piramal, Chairman Piramal Enterprise.
Guest of Honor:
· Address by Shri. Rajesh Tope, Hon'ble Minister, Higher & Technical Education, M.S.
Corporate Speaker:
· Address by Shri. Dilip Dandekar- President-elect IMC, Chairman and MD (Camlin Limited)

· Shri J.S.Saharia – Principal Secretary for higher & Technical Education, M.S.

Panel Speakers:
Panel: ‘India Today: A storehouse of untapped Potential’
— Mr. Suresh Kotak – Chairman, Kotak & Co. (Ltd.)
— Mr. G. Chandrashekhar - Chairman, Agri Business & Food Processing committee (IMC) & Associate Editor, The Hindu Business Line
— Mr. Amarjeet Singh - CIO of Indiabulls
— Mr. Girish Agrawal – Director, DNA Money *

Panel: ‘Emerging SMEs, Energizing India’
— Mr. Manish Dhameja- MD, Standard Chartered.
— Mr. S. Venkataraman - Senior Director - Research, CRISIL
— Mr. Deepak K. Doshi – President Indian Small Scale Paint Assn. Star Paint & Oil Industries*
— Mr. Shailesh Haribhakti - Managing Partner, Haribhakti & CO.
— Mr. Sanjiv Saraff - Vice President ICICI Securities Limited*
— Mr. Ashwin Merchant - Founder & Director, Marketing Klinic (World Plus)*

(*- Tentative)

Expected Audience: 500 (A mix of corporate & students across India)

Contact details for SIM’ergence 2010:
Sanket Chatwani - +91 9819 277 625
Vinay Deshmukh - +91 9920 922 939
Tushar Bansode - +91 9820 597 490

Corporate Events Committee
Sydenham Institute of Management Studies, Research & Entrepreneurship Education

Registration Fees:
For Corporate: Rs.700/-
For IMC Members: Rs.500/-
For Students: Rs.300/-

A Mystifying Persona...

Jotting down after a long interval....about a person whom i consider one of the best friends in my life...Some of my friends say why do you trust so much in a person..its not good for you....I say at least its good for them..I joined this B-school with no known friends around...not even third or fourth connections as defined by linked In..I had spoken to only two of the guys whom i had met in admission rounds..but that was just a casual greet...Then there were some committee formations and I was already late, there were few committees left for me to participate in and one of them was cultural events....I nominated in the same...just to get involved and know some more people as by that day I knew only three guys.....one from the admission rounds who was a good friend by then and other was a guy who had personally approached me and spoke to me about the college and other things happening arnd...
After some boring days of my initial college life...I was finally called for this interview to become part of the committee..Why I call the initial days boring....coz there were no friends...secondly I was looking across groups which were already formed in the class...I had to mix up..get involved thats what i had learned from my work experience...Mind u I stress on this point coz...in work life you are involved with so many people of different backgrounds that you get a feeling of confidence to speak to anyone to break the ice and interact...
I did the same thing lot of times in the class but it was really hard in initial days...so i used to run to my friends place where I used to stay before shifting to hostel..where i used to enjoy my life like in my old days when i used to work in mumbai....the city which has given me so much by the same time taken so much from me....
OKay coming back to the interview for cultural committee...i was just entering into the room whr i was called for..and at the entrance i get a arrogant blunt response "what?? who are you?? what do you want??" and the female voice banged on my ears so hard..that i got pissed off instantly..i was in no mood to join the committee which has such people in fact i wasn't ready for the interview..but had to complete the formality..result was much obvious from both sides...i was not part of that committee although i sometimes miss to be one of them coz my best friends are part of it..
After few weeks of lingering around in the college campus alone...and sometimes with my friend, i started to interact with people..i met new guys who were staying at Hostel...and one day i spoke to this person....the most mystifying personality till date in my life...
One of my best friends in college...she is truly unique in nature..in the way she behaves but overall she is a good human being who cares about her friends without expecting from others. She is not sure about her MBA degree..she is not sure what she is doing in college and why she even talks to me. Sometimes people come in your life to teach something..I've learned a lot from her and still learning....
I seriously feel good when she is around, my day goes well when I see her smiling face and I say every time, smile whenever possible because your smile can make someones day better! I like her innocence and every time we fight on something i hurt myself more..cause i never want her to get hurt by anything..But sometimes i don't get her behavior I think as if she behaves weirdly might stop talking the way she used too..but i don't know much about her personal problems as i hardly dig into those things. I want her to be happy but her nature herself gives her backlashes in life and she is dejected by lot of things around her..She is emotional, will keep in mind every Small thing that has made her hurt or things which have made her day! Great dancer...great creative talent...prepared a greeting card for our common friends birthday within a hour and that too awesome..she is best at things in which she is really interested but the only bad thing is that is isn't pursuing the things in which she is interested..
People come,people go out of ur life, but some make such an impact that u never forget them..even if you are not in touch with them u'll remember them throughout your life...and she is just one of them!